Caesar - #TheRapper lyrics

(Intro) Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings But I'm only going to get this once chance (Caesar:Obi are you ready) (Obi: 26 letters and a beat) {repeating} All I need is 26 letters and a beat Yes, yes, that's it. I can feel it I mean, I understand you went in. They said you k**ed me But dead men don't speak… Or do they? (Hook) I'm beginning to feel like a Rapper, Rapper You heard the prologue this is the first Chapter, Chapter Shout out to all my fans don't forget Caesar, Caesar They say you finished me, but I beg to differ, differ (Verse 1) It's time to up the levels again Bet you've been wondering where Obi's been DCFM wasn't a big success More dislikes than likes that's a lot of stress No mouse click at the beginning of mine that's fo' sure I've brought the bars to this cynical, lyrical war (cut music at Lyrical) No weapons but my tongue And what I did cannot be undone But I'm back with a track Keeping it real that's a fact Might think I'm wack for coming back to this rap crap Well I'm attacking Wasn't sleeping, napping nor slacking I'm like Google you're like Bing Cos I'm better at this rap ting I can hear it already “Obi's hating” Said I came to teach Lemme do my teaching ting By the time I am ending You'd just be beginning Finished the game before you were in You lose and I just win Jump out can't you take a hint Told you already I'm the King Know why? Cos (Hook) I'm beginning to feel like a Rapper, Rapper Shout out to all my fans don't forget Caesar, Caesar Spitting too fast I gots to take a Breather, Breather (breathe heavily) Never chatting in school but you gas on the Tweeter Tweeter (ad-lib, man followed and unfollowed you know) (Verse 2) Obi: No seriously though, what's up with that Thinking you can resurrect well you're not Jesus mate Rappings a piece of cake for me Rapping was a big mistake for you Like I already buried this dude So why is he back with something to prove? Well the puddings in the proof Way more likes than you I Break the Bad when I rhyme METHodical with my time-less METHods METHinks you stink like METHane P ewwwU Your face is skewed F triple asterisk You (haha, did you get that?) I'm sho sho on the beat Crazy flow flow when I speak You called me a nerd well I'm a geek Here to educate this lyrically weak pipsqueak Cos you're not a Chief like Keef More like the Chainz on Epp Tauheed Talking Kebabs man, Halal the beef I'm a crazy hybrid breed I'm A crazy rapping machine AEIOU You know I am better than you Au revoir, adios toodle-oo I now bid thee adieu Fam-a-lam-ding-dong-diddly-doo I'm running out of words We're only on verse 2 You guys might think it's absurd Don't cry yet cos I'm not through I'm kinda getting bored You might as well ignore this Cos they say ignorance is bliss Bu I know you can't resist this cos (Hook) I'm beginning to feel like a Rapper, Rapper Shout out to all my fans don't forget Caesar, Caesar Sit up straight in cla** I'll make you say Yes Sir, Yes Sir Don't go, don't leave, almost done here comes the Last Verse, Last Verse (Verse 3) Think it's time to Busta Rhyme They say when you heard mine You Musta cried I'm an African not an African't Send for who I wan' And then I'm gone When I come around you hear the bomb alarm Cos I blew like a common hand grenade Laughing outchea like ha-ha-ha (cut music) Didn't expect it to bang like nah-nah-nah When I touch mike you're like wha-wha-wha Got you stuttering like a grandpa-pa If you'd still like to DISS-CUSS these matters Then as a matter of fact put your pen down To avoid disgust cos mate you've been Diss-Cuss(ed) Cuz cos ashes to ashes and dust to dust Undesirable like crust Can you hear that? The beats rising again I'm feeling an adrenaline rush Don't gas about SnapChat You're just a clapped yat I rap facts off my back on the track rap All you chat is yackity-yak-yak Spitting about donner Kebab-diddy-bab-bab Abra-Kadabra-Alakazam it Unlike Tom you'll never ever Hackett Caesar: Wait what did he do? Obi : What? Oh nothing his surname just fit in you know Caesar: Oh my gosh Obi : You know, like when someone says you can't hack it. Do you zim? Caesar: *sigh* Keep going keep going. (finish at 3:43) Hackett like I'm Tom (NiLE!) Hackett like I'm Tom (NiLE!) If you know what I'm on then I'm building it like Bob When I eat corn I don't eat it on the cob Beats slowing down ahh dang, but guess what My styles still NANG just like Gangnam, Park Jae Sang Psy I've brought the word NANG back into existence Lyrically consistent screaming the word NANG into my sentences What should I say next? Nang nang nang nang nang nang Chief Keef bang-ba-ba-bang bang 120 seconds better utilise it well Don't waste it talking bout money d** love or even girls Don't even understand love Is it something you smoke? (What is it) Does it get you in the zone? Or is it an elaborate hoax Wait I'm meant to be dissing mem Why am I talking bout love tho Already showed your de-ath I Rer-fer-enz like Miss d**h Open your ears when I spe-ak Fortunately you're not de-af Imma show you that I'm dee-aff Forget you like you are riff raff See a lighty and I pree that Double O-Niner can you see that (stuttering) uh wha huh you didn't get that Lemme slow down to your level so you can understand that Hold up. Lemme. Say. That. Again Already showed your de-ath Make references like Miss d**h Open your ears when I spe-ak Fortunately you're not de-af Imma show you that I'm dee-aff Forget you like you are riff raff See a lighty and I pree that Double O-Niner can you see that (4:52) Oh wait now you understand the words Cos I'm talking slow Well I hope you're taking notes I Don't even mean to gloat 60 seconds left of this where the hell should I go? Might take it up to France Change up the language and that (5:04) Un can you see what I'm deux-ing Just trois and quatre me Cinq you, six is almost done Ex-Sept are you ready to go Huit, I've had neuf of Dix (5:18) Kamehame-hame mandem on road No Kamehame-hame-HA cos I'm not ready to blow Super Saiyan Obi Power Level over 9000 tho You're just a Richard Cranium Bet now you're scratching your Cranium Like “Who's Richard Cranium?” Well I say use your damn Cranium Cos you'll get hit in the Cranium when Sharkiesha come round Cos Sharkiesha, she be knocking them smiles upside down In fact Sharkiesha put the OW in frown You better run cos Sharkiesha is a metaphor for my nouns You seem angry Memzie Chill, like I'm really friendly Cremation after the burial Cos with these bars I bury all Rappers coming hard at me like Why So Serious? Just emptied the barrel in my pen Mehmet Yilmaz I've just k**ed you again