Boom, boom, boom, boom Boom, boom, boom Boom, boom, boom Boom, boom, boom Well, now, they often call me Speedo But my real name is Mister Earl Umm-hmm-hmm Well, now, they often call me Speedo But my real name is Mister Earl Umm-hmm-hmm All for meetin' brand new fellas And for takin' other folk's girl Umm-hmm-hmm Well, now, they often call me Speedo 'Cause I don't believe in wastin' time Umm-hmm-hmm Well, now, they often call me Speedo 'Cause I don't believe in wastin' time Umm-hmm-hmm Well, I've known some pretty women And that's caused them to change their mind Umm-hmm-hmm Well, now, some may call me Joe Some may call me Moe Just remember Speedo He don't never take it slow Well, now, they often call me Speedo But my real name is Mister Earl Umm-hmm-hmm Well, now, they often call me Speedo But my real name is Mister Earl Umm-hmm-hmm Well, now, some may call me Moe Some may call me Joe Just remember Speedo He don't never take it slow Well, now, they often call me Speedo But my real name is Mister Earl Umm-hmm-hmm Well, now, they often call me Speedo But my real name is Mister Earl Umm-hmm-hmm And now they gotta call me Speedo Till they call off makin' pretty girls Umm-hmm-hmm Umm-hmm-hmm-hmm Umm-hmm-hmm-hmm Umm-hmm-hmm-hmm Umm-hmm-hmm-hmm