and it goes like... but for real... tabloid crutch or tabloid crush? famous players painted unanswered rush Van Gogh'ing so the man takes May man with a schedule:" i can't be late" i'm not an ambulance chaser unless I have to be on a tough one is garnering apathy the sharp mercantile system with some b**hes with a job that k**s their brain out, played out talk to me and you'll find out who's cheating, who's with who's beating and who's sick who's speaking to Hugh's friends and who's being a nuisance to Ben and Jen or Jen and Brad and that Tomb Raider chick and don't hate me baby cause you paid for it i'm not a monster, no i'm not a monster i just do what i have to get rich gold-plated razor shape brainwasher, mind-deleter Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise was my idea arranged relationships based on the patronage of millions of movie-goers many aces and races big faces, places of the strange basis, stasis SHUT THE fu*k UP AND BE COMPLACENT! and buy that rag like the maid in my house I watch "Extra" and wipe the fame off my mouth and if they ask "what that it does?" tell' em "he holds the camera" there's no need to name the names that name names we're aren't so different we play the same games they set us both for pro-bono plus those black-face primetime crews like it's makes no difference if we win or lose elegant rouse, who hops fix and who's? gold-plated razor shape Denzel got robbed and I'll never forget the look he took from the ceremony, phony franchise he had next to heart "i am not a crook but will take this statue if i win from one" i'm looking for the real k**ers, Tyson had a glove too but there ain't blood on those fingers they talk about it, honest! they run comments about the freak that got away in the jeep as always, had a pog-slammer as a young boy with a gold razorblade with the juice on the front your a fake Robert Blake with that punk whoever did that sh** you know it the chick he dumped it run through my fingers like a dead blonde's blood CNN will blame it on her husband's gun pretend it ain't real, appeal the big seal and you'll still get that promo deal, enjoy the fruit basket gold-plated razor shape