Cactus Cuties - Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better lyrics

Madeline (speaking): The next song I'm about to sing Is from the Broadway musical "Annie Get Your Gun" Blaire (speaking): Madeline We're singing this song together Madeline (speaking): No I'm singing this next song called- Blaire (speaking): Madeline It's a duet We're singing it together Madeline (speaking): No Blaire listen I'm singing this next song From the broadway musical "Annie Get Your Gun" And you are simply helping me Blaire (speaking): All right, shrimpy I bet I can sing it Better than you Madeline (speaking): No, you can't Blaire (speaking): We'll just see about that Blaire (singing): Anything you can do I can do better I can do anything Better than you Madeline (singing): No you can't Blaire: Yes I can Madeline: No you can't Blaire: Yes I can Madeline (speaking): No you can't Blaire: Yes I can Yes I can Madeline (singing): Anything you can be I can be greater. Sooner or later, I'm greater than you. Blaire: No, you're not Madeline: Yes, I am Blaire: No, you're not Madeline (speaking): Yes, I am Blaire: No, you're not Madeline (singing): Yes, I am Yes, I am Blaire: I can shoot a partridge With a single cartridge Madeline: I can get a sparrow With a bow and arrow Blaire: I can live on bread and cheese Madeline (speaking): And only on that Blaire (speaking): Yes Madeline (speaking): So can a rat Blaire (singing): Any note you can sing I can go higher Madeline (singing): I can sing any note Higher than you Blaire: No you can't Madeline: Yes I can Blaire: No you can't Madeline: Yes I can Blaire: No you can't Madeline: Yes I can Blaire: No you can't Madeline: Yes I can Blaire: Anything you can buy I can buy cheaper Madeline: ''[scoffs]'' I can buy anything Cheaper than you Blaire (speaking): Fifty cents Madeline (speaking): Forty cents Blaire (speaking): Thirty cents Madeline (speaking): Twenty cents Blaire (singing): No you can't Madeline (singing): Yes I can Yes I can Blaire: Anything you can say I can say softer Madeline: I can say anything Softer than you Blaire: No you can't Madeline: Yes I can Blaire: No you can't Madeline: Yes I can Blaire: No you can't Madeline: Yes I can Yes I CAN Blaire: I can eat my sticker Faster than a flicker Madeline: I can drink it quicker And get even sicker Blaire: I can open any safe. Madeline (speaking): ''[gasps]'' Without being caught? Blaire (speaking): Sure Madeline (speaking): That's what I thought You crook Madeline (singing): Any note you can hold I can hold longer Blaire (singing): I can hold any note Longer than you Madeline: No you can't Blaire: Yes I can Madeline: No you can't Blaire: Yes I can Madeline: No you can't Blaire: Yes I can Blaire // Madeline: Yes IIIIIIIIIIII // No you caaaaaaaaaan't Can // Yes you can Blaire: Anything you can wear I can wear better Madeline: In what you wear I'd look better than you Blaire (speaking): In my coat Madeline (speaking): In your vest Blaire (speaking): In my shoes Madeline (speaking): In your hat Blaire (singing): No, you can't Madeline (singing): Yes, I can Yes, I CAN! Blaire: Anything you say I can say faster Madeline: I can say anything Faster than you Blaire: No you can't Madeline: Yes I can Blaire: No you can't Madeline: Yes I can Blaire // Madeline: Noyoucan't, noyoucan't, noyoucan't // YesIcan, YesIcan, YesI CAN Madeline: I can jump a hurdle Blaire: I can wear a girdle Madeline: I can knit a sweater Blaire: I can fill it better Madeline: I can do most anything Blaire: Can you bake a pie Madeline: No Blaire: Neither can I Madeline: Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter Blaire: I can sing anything Sweeter than you Madeline: No you can't Blaire: Yes I can Madeline: No you can't Blaire: Yes I can Madeline: No you can't Blaire: Yes I can Madeline: No you can't Blaire: Yes I can Madeline: No you can't can't can't Blaire: Yes I can can can Blaire // Madeline: Yes I can // No you can't