Ca**idy on Flex - Freestyle #034 lyrics

Yo look I ball but I ain't got a locker I just got a lot of work A lot of perks got wild loud and a lot of choppas I got a shotta on my call list I seen akee eat some akee and the eyeballs out the saltfish That boy sick He will grip the jon and fire at your grill till it's hot enough to make some jerk chicken on Before the spliff is gone, I'm gon stop at the buzz spot This J making me feel Jamaican What the bloodclatt I'm from a drug block where n***as let them slugs pop Mean mug cops Catch a case, get the judge shot I love gwop, I use to hug blocks Now I'm the plug Ack Like the sh** that make the water in the tub stop Flex, we play robbers and robbers with never love cops You rat, cats will shoot you in your face like a mug shot Turn you to a ghost when them slugs shot Oh the doc got to use stitches and bolts to make the blood stop I'm married with children, I need hella money That's why my work is moving Kelly Bundy by the dub rock Just got in some loud and I'll make the bud pop It got red hair like peggy My eyes blood shot I got a zip in the glove box A streak piff that's prettier than Vivica before she got the face lift I cook street bricks Took out of state trips Hustled, did it on some muscle on some get in shape sh** I look great, push weight But I ain't never weight lift I exercise rocking that heavy, watching that bracelet My outta date sh** is on some out of space sh** To find somebody doper, hope a n***a got a spaceship Banana shape clip Food for a 8 clip You a**ed out like a Baboon if I go ape sh** My gorillas on some punch you in the face sh** Street fist, right now and they prolly beating down on somebody When they found your body you was kinda drowsy Cuz I got a man to knock your a** out even quicker than Ronda Rowsey When swizz say it's show time, I'm ready Cuz I put in time already 2017 mine already, facts Funkmaster Flex starts talking Hold on, Funkmaster Flex I'm cooking like a master chef If fift or floyd give Ca** a check? I'll beat a boy half to d**h Grab his neck, punch him with the hand fast as heck Until he bleed and he can't breathe, tryna gasp for breathe Off top, get shot or stabbed to d**h The only favor that I'm giving out to haters is a fast to d**h You gon need to pa** the next Your body is what the paster blessed ba*tard, now you in a casket dressed the way the paster dressed, ha You a nut tryna float around So when I see you dick heads it's going down Like after s** I bought the Bentley before I cashed the check Now I'm tryna decide if Imma buy the Bimmer, bendz or Aston next Shut down the parking lot, before I drove it off the lot I told em take off the top That b**h half undressed Gambling with your life, a nasty bet so play your cards right Or you know the deal I'll cut you like half the deck You better have a shuffle game or knuckle game I'm only like a buck and change But I don't play no f**ing games We ain't cut the same Your hoe told me we don't f** the same I got my dick s**ed, came Left a couple cover stains ha Funkmaster Flex starts talking Yo I told you I got my dick s**ed, came Left a couple cover stains Every flow on the radio sound the f** the same Yup young such and such Sound like lil what's a name But with us ain't nothing changed I'm about to level up Got back with swizz, that n***a lit my whole bezzle up Yo when it snow, tryna shovel s** Cuz all I see is dead rappers every time I pick a shovel up Dig me? I shine like the sun do Son I been sonned you, plus I look younger than your son do The all the war I was taught before by sun tzu I hold bread and hang around old heads who guns knew Funkmaster Flex starts talking I don't fight for it, you get left there just like a one two Funkmaster Flex starts talking Or I could tell e like this flex, I signed my first deal in 2000 I was 17 Now it's 2017, that was 17 years ago You hear the flow I put together schemes Your life a movie, my life a movie It just got better scenes Sometimes the dirtiest people could seem very clean The doc cheated on Coretta Scott we could better bean