C64 - My Girlfriend Is... lyrics

[Verse 1: Int 80] Completely distracted by this girl riding by I never really look, but this one caught my eye Heart skipped a beat, and she was gone just as soon Shocked to see her there when I walked in the room Cut my conversation, reduced me to silence A girl like this sitting in Computer Science? First day of cla**, the room was still filling Probably misread her schedule or had the wrong building My girlfriend's a hacker, yup it's all there Beautiful, funny, engineers software And knew all the answers, she's the cla** hero My chances with her had to be about zero When we got to talking, I couldn't believe She was so down to earth, still it felt like a dream She is too perfect, how can it be? Thank her parents, her relatives, her whole family tree [Method Man Sample] Back when I was nothin', back when I was nothin' Made a brother feel like he was somethin' [Chorus] X 2 My girlfriend's a hacker, best hacker ever She's quick on her feet and her code is so clever Yes, she's a hacker, and brilliant as well Who knows what she cast, but I'm under her spell Did I tell you what happened the other night after 2600? Check this out [Verse 2: Int 80] So I gave a talk about cross-site scripting We're on the way home and she starts reminiscing She liked the presentation and loved the exploits She understood the concepts, so what's the next choice? She loads up a site with a Javascript buffer Hacks into that, so she goes for another No application was safe in her head Next thing I know she's owned half of the web And now I'm terrified, but she's laughing instead Wants to keep going 'til the other half's dead Then the next day we were on a fast walk Until she saw somebody on a laptop 2 minutes pa**ed and they're looking confused Accounts locked out, not letting them choose Started doing hacker stuff, it was unruly No not that, I mean like "Hackers" the movie She had all these like smiley faces all over the screen I'm like where did you get this? [Chorus] X 2 My girlfriend's a hacker, best hacker ever She's quick on her feet and her code is so clever Yes, she's a hacker, and brilliant as well Who knows what she cast, but I'm under her spell [Verse 3: Int 80] Completely amazing, we've really moved up Creative and generous, this is too much The birthday gift from her was no trade-off My very own custom Counter Strike aim-bot Perfect, accurate, and knowin' her well She hacked it, tested, and coded herself Head-shots galore every time that I play And wait till you hear about Valentines Day She posted a love note, hot like fever At the top of each site in my RSS reader A few winters back when it was zero degrees She camped out over night just to get a Wii Yes, it's the truth and we had a great time Next morning came, numbers 1 and 2 in line Kept one to play, and one on eBay My girlfriend's a hacker, what can I say? [Chorus] X 2 My girlfriend's a hacker, best hacker ever She's quick on her feet and her code is so clever Yes, she's a hacker, and brilliant as well Who knows what she cast, but I'm under her spell [Method Man Sample] Back when I was nothin', back when I was nothin' Made a brother feel like he was somethin'