C-Nic - 02 - Forgetting The Pretty Girl's Friend's Name lyrics

[Intro: C-Nic, Maddie Sienicki (playing Hazel), Jamie Yonker (Playing Jamie)] C-Nic: Welcome guys, my name is C-Nic and I'm the rapper slash house owner here so.. Hazel: Thanks for having us, I'm Hazel, and this is my friend Jamie C-Nic: Well it's nice to... Jamie: Stop looking at my titties young C-Nic, Jamie's the name, yo dick is the game C-Nic: Okay stop, I wasn- I wasn't looking at your titties... but... Hazel, thats a really pretty name Hazel: Thanks, I like your rapper name too C-Nic: Well, you guys want a tour of the house? Hazel: Yeah, Sure! Jamie: Umm, actually I think I have to go say hi to someone because I think someone just called my name C-Nic and Hazel: Suit yourself C-Nic: Well c'mon Hazel [Verse 1: C-Nic] I don't have to ask I can see it in her eyes She need a liter and a half of sh** she don't like Says red bull is so bad and pop pills like fine Saw her eat a couple tabs smoke weed alright sh** I don't need another meat head delt Sounding spitting slurring like he's an ESL I don't care about your b**h count homie ' You'll be sorry once you miss out on me I'm too busy for the calls You can always send a text Just told me her name and already forget Cadet kelly looking a** in the tub Pop a telly in my pants give a f** What you tell me I know she's into dudes Who eat PB and Jelly Who like a little R Kelly Who, I dont know, could be a little less jelly When something so f**ing petty happens I know you love Fetty Wap and Attack of the Clones We getting to know each other pretty well And we pretty alone.... [Breakdown: C-Nic, Hazel, Jamie] Jamie: Hazel! Hazel! Why are you naked? Hazel: Oh my God, Oh my God, how did you get in here? I thought the door was locked! Jamie: UM, No! But your f**ing p**y ain't locked that's for damn sure C-Nic: Whoa Whoa, wh- what seems to be the issue here? Jamie: I see your still with Mr. Rapper C-Nic C-Nic: Who even is this girl? Hazel: C-Nic, you remember my girlfriend right? C-Nic's Head: f** whameis her name, J, J, J, I know its a J Jordan? Jess? Joy? Jasmine rolls off pretty smoothly But she looks more like a Jordan anyway C-Nic: Uh, course I remember, it's uhh, Jordan? [Verse 2: C-Nic] Whoo And that was it I f**ed a couple letters up, the b**h just threw a fit And they Both bounced What now My plans the only thing to ever go down on me It's a pain in the, a** cheeks But f** a b**h when I got money Spent 3 hunnid last week I like movies For half price Is it Tuesday? That was last night I've been mixing all my days up 'cause I'm mixing yellow right In the kitchen whipping pitchers 'cause we outta crystal light Caught chilling in the living getting higher then a kite I like to stick to bong but all my b**hes ripping pipe ("I need the money that you came with!") I brought all the liquor in this b**h and ain't nobody say sh**? Took 2 bottles and I closet 'em like gay kids I watch these f** boys always act like they're amazing I'm on my own page in my own lane on my own sh** Know this [Outro: C-Nic, Hazel, Jamie] Hazel: b**h, you got spider webs in yo' p**y Jamie: AHHA, a few spiderwebs ain't gonna compare to yo' pubic hair, sh**s like on dat sh** Waikiki beach with all them crabs Hazel: You gonna spit at my girl like that C-Nic? C-Nic: What the fu- Hazel: Imma go finna find myself a dick that will do work on my p**y Jamie: Yeah b*tch, got toes farther than that dick!