Let us put man and woman together See which one is smarter Some say men, but I say no; Women got the men like a puppet show [Chorus] It ain't me; it's the people that say The men are leading the women astray But I say, it's the women today; They're smarter than the men in every way That's right, the women are smarter That's right, the women are smarter A little boy sat down and cried An old man pa**ed and asked him why He said: "I can't do what the big boys do." The old man sat down, and he cried too [Chorus]