My love, she's got her notions I mostly know the drill She expects to be remembered As a pretty woman will And when she's not, she's angry And somehow I'm to blame Don't know if I can hang It's such a complicated game But she loves me She loves me I hear she has another I hear she likes him well I won't be home until Christmas They'll be at it for a spell It was part of our agreement I signed off on the deal I must admit I never saw it Happening for real Because she loves me She loves me It's an airport novella Adapted for late night TV I'm not writing the screenplay It's writing me It's writing me He's a parking lot attendant At a fancy restaurants He rides his brother's Harley And he gives her what she wants And he knows his days are numbered As far as she's concerned She'll vote him off the island The minute I return 'Cause she loves me She loves me She loves me She loves me