Buzzfeed - If Men Were Disney Princesses lyrics

I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could marry a homeless Arabian man I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could have furniture as my only friends and I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could fight the Mongolian army single handedly I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could live with seven tiny men If I were a Disney Princess I would have everything at my fingertips I could be native american If I were a Disney Princess I could cry life saving tears, I could resurrect dead men with my tears Jasmine, I wanna be you, Cinderella I wanna be you I just don't wanna be the part of your life where you were a slave Pocahontas I wanna be you Ariel i wanna be you so I could hang out with giant sa**y drag queen squids I wish I could be a Disney princess so I could marry a guy who kisses me as I sleep and I wish I could be a disney princess so I could be afraid of making ice because I don't wanna k** my sister I wish I could be a disney princess so I could have a man climb up my head I wish I could be a Disney princess so I could have horse mice. I really want horse mice. If I were a Disney Princess I'd have everything at my fingertips I could be african american If I were a disney princess I would go on psychedelic trips making tapestries with bears aurora I wanna be you, snow white i wanna be you I just don't wanna be the part of your life where you are poisoned no Belle I wanna be you Mulan I wanna be you so that I could have a sa**y dragon I want a sa**y dragon I wanna be a disney princess and if I were I'd take no recess to spread the warmth and love it's the best way to live your life I'd be a handsome man's wife and we'd kiss and we'd kiss and we'd kiss and we'd kiss I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could marry a homeless Arabian man