Buzz Osborne - Yuppie Cadillac lyrics

Cruisin' down the freeway Slupin' latte in my BM'er Roadster I won for being Sales Rep of the Week Then it happens again S.U.V. damn near k**ed me They made the roads so unsafe I bought me one the very next day Why do I eat up so much gas? Why do I cut you off to pa**? What do I drive like such an a**? Because I can! Yuppie Yuppie Yuppie Cadillac But I need my armored luxury tank To drive to work and drive home Keep my children safe As I run down yours While I talk on my cell phone Better you than me Got important places to be School, soccer, psychiatrist And then the wine boutique Why do I flaunt my upper cla**? Hogging two parking spaces Why do I act like such an a**? No boundaries, man Yuppie Yuppie Yuppie Cadillac Blow them up! Key their hoods! Run them out of the neighborhood Melt them down for Blue Chip scrap War for oil? Draft them! Got a big hummer with monster tires It's the latest craze When S.U.V.s are not enough To break a traffic jam Up and over I go My terminator crushing cars below I'm late for a meeting More important than yours My Krispy Kremes are getting cold #!!!**#!! What is it 'bout the Navigator Escalade, Suburban, Explorer, Yukons That brings out the road-rage macho dick In everybody who drives one Icy curves, slow down 'Nother pathfinder found its way to Hell What a great way to think the herd But why should we have to share the road with Yuppie Yuppie Yuppie Cadillac