Butthole Surfers - Butthole Surfer Theme Song lyrics

I was walkin' down around Venice way Los Angeles Oh big California A man came up to me About 40, gay I say "Go away...OK...No way...AGGGHHHHHHHGH" bu*tHOLE SURF!! etc. I was ridin' wave around Malibu beach A guy came up to me He was lookin' like a leech He said "Hey, Sonny boy, can I eat you peach?" I say "Motherf**er...ifyoureach.. I don't know what I'm goin' to do" bu*tHOLE SURF!! etc. I was ridin' my cruiser in West Hollywood A girl came up to me and she was lookin' mighty good... I was eating quaaludes like bu*thole surfers should She left me there where I stood bu*tHOLE SURF!! etc. HEY bu*t WHAT THE fu*k WE ALL LIKE YOU 'CAUSE YOU'RE A s*ut