Butt Trumpet - Ten Seconds Of Heaven lyrics

I woke up at 3 A.M. I had to run to the can I whipped it out but couldn't pee I've been infected with yeast We didn't know we didn't know That yeast would make it hard to go We're sorry that we did you wrong And made it hurt to hold your schlong Yeast infections are bad They really make us itch Put on some cream, it'll go away 'Cause if you don't it's here to stay Hey! I'm standing there in disbelief I only wanted some relief I tried and tried to no avail Ten seconds of heaven-now I'm in hell We're going to the pharmacy 'Cause we are also quite itchy You're no the only one in hell It feels like sh** for us as well Yeast infections are bad They really make us itch Put on some cream, it'll go away 'Cause if you don't it's here to stay