[Verse 1] When I get mad and I get pissed I grab my pen and I write out a list Of all the people that won't be missed You've made my sh**list For all the ones who bum me out (sh**list) For all the ones who fill my head with doubt (sh**list) For all the squares who get me pissed (sh**list) You've made my sh**list [Chorus] sh**list sh**list [Verse 2] When I get mad and I get pissed I grab my pen and I write out a list Of all you a**holes that won't be missed You've made my sh**list [Chorus] sh**list sh**list [Instrumental bridge] [Chorus] sh**list sh**list, yeah