Buster Poindexter - Mean Spirited Sal lyrics

Most gals'll try to help you When you are on the lam A big ole pot of coffee And a jumbo tin of Spam But not old Sal, she's a mean old gal Meaner than any man And every time I'm with her I don't know who I am Mean spirited Sal Mean spirited Sal Mean spirited Sal She's mean She'll give you a jug of whiskey When you're on the cleanse She'll do the damnedest things And never make amends When you come to her apartment She'll act like you are friends But have no doubt, she'll stomp you out When her pa**ion ends Some gals like a ball peen hammer But Sal prefers a sledge She broke down the bathroom door And forced me on the ledge She took that thing and hit me Right across the head I may a still a been breathin' But I looked like I was dead Mean spirited Sal Mean spirited Sal Mean spirited Sal Oh man, she's mean I s'pose that I am lucky The way she put me down She chased her last fella with a rusty razor All over town You may start out smiling But soon you'll wear a frown Next stop the undertaker Then six feet underground Sal once put a horseshoe Inside a boxing glove And stromed on down to Broadway To find a man to love Found him in church house Singin' like a dove Now he's a statistic With the Lord above Heard there was this fella Got off her bedroom floor He'd been tore up pretty good I tell you he was sore Sal was out of band-aids So he gimped down to the store Saw her buyin' codeine She whipped him some more Mean spirited Sal Mean spirited Sal One time in Puerto Rico On a fishing trip Sal could no catch nothin' She was about to flip She stormed back to the resort And really lost her grip Came back with a shotgun And k**ed three-dozen fish Some folks need a face lift A little nip and tuck Others don't need nothin' But they got all the luck One such good lookin' fella Looked like he hit a truck When Sal got disappointed He couldn't give her a second... (Hush your mouth!) Mean spirited Sal Mean spirited Sal Mean spirited Sal Damn, she's mean Mean spirited Sal Mean spirited Sal Mean spirited Sal Mean spirited Sal Mean spirited Sal Mean spirited Sal Mean spirited Sal