At first i told myself i need my head inspected i noticed little things same t-shirt and sungla**es then it got weirder see she cut her hair like me she bought a red guitar kept driving round in my car I'm kissin her and she she slams me against the wall she crashed into a bus chasin some super model she's annalized my smile she's memorized my phone book she always wears my clothes her favourite words are WOOHOO She looks like, does like, sounds like me She's stealing my identity... AND I'M BEGGIN YOU! Chorus: Somebody notice me sombody notice I'm fading away here what have i gotta do to make you see My girlfriend is a wannabee and she, wants to be me I'm saying somethings wrong She's out there playing soccor she used to do ballet Now she's a heavy smoker She's so obsessed with me and she stands up to pee and now her stupid games have started taking over Don't need no special help Don't need to see a doctor I know your worried but I'm telling you just watch her Looks like she's cracked my code these things i never spoke of She wants s** all the time and still finds time to (F**k off) She looks like does like sounds like me She's stealing my identity... AND I'M BEGGIN YOU! Chorus I'm in a loony bit Wearing a pale pink nighty the nurse comes through the door and whispers so politly Your boyfriends here to see you look pretty take a bath i love his silly band can i get his autograph? Chorus