Me me me me me me me me me me me me me [VERSE 1] They paint their vulva beige Bleed a cola keg While I plan to ruin GOP motorcades For these senseless zines turned censored scenes I earn a soldier's wage So I broke your legs Threw you rollerblades Because you claimed that the OG was overpaid For pointing M-16s At grenadine Coursing through the pollster aids I need my water brush In the economic crunch The financiers are seeped in embalming slush And the s**ist machines Express the means To re-appeal Roe vs Wade So I gotta demode the dark matter On the spring-loaded park plaza Who is in charge? I don't know They all eat their business cards I'm a hack at deer shooting Know Vladimir Putin While I wear this cashmere pantsuit thing I can knight the spokesman So Ibuprofen Becomes your golden egg [VERSE 2] Automated voter readytellers are the subsequent heavy seller In the pool of undecided registry Because they don't give a f** about the findings on a troop surge It's a moot point What have you heard? Bumbling idiots for news correspondents see the desperate need to form a new foreign policy Yet they give their credence to the pro-war pandering As we all squabble over Saturn's rings Regimented doubletalk undercuts the pertinence Of our corporate heads trying to run away with tax cuts In their vestables, the evangelicals are tent-poles Begging the Head of State "Deregulate the gross!" Happy ever after Benefactors all settle matters The senate gathers to celebrate the fat f**'s Inability to give a single solitary hoot About the proletariat Their merriment is gross What does this mean for you though? [VERSE 3] You n***a's looking gee'd up Rolling in a Prius But I gotta give my money management a C+ With my foreclosed home And pork bowl loans I revisit the need to grind I'm dating Russian fem-bots Sipping on some hemlock Cause I got overdue billing on my desktop When I've been overthought and undercooked That's when I need me time [BREAK] Me Time (repeat) Well, I need some me time with the pulmonary palimpsest Watch the banks merge, liberal thinker Because now the middle finger is the California state bird If you ain't heard