Bunji Garlin Miscellaneous Snake Oil [intro] Geez an' ages (ah), look at dis (huh) Gyrations (geez), ossilations Geez an' ages, ha ha, bllllt [verse one] Gyal yuh in charge like a great sarge Ah want tuh wine on you but I 'fraid ah go discharge Ah want tuh dodge you, but ah have tuh watch you Cuz ah doh' tink dat ah have enuff sk** tuh crush you Cuz de way yuh wine up in de dance man does 'fraid you Even de baddest winer-man 'fraid tuh grade you Ah feel is in a tub a snake oil dey bathe you And dats why bunji garlin will look an' say [Chorus] You see yuh hot gyal face, wit yuh rude gyal waist Wit dat bad gyal pace, gyal yuh dread like mase An' ah feel you might catch a winin' case Cuz man wine on you, dey end up in back brace Caw you is a snake oil, a snake oil, a snake oil gyal You is a snake oil, a snake oil, a snake oil gyal x 3 [verse two] Yuh circular hip momentum tearin' out juss like tractor Man want tuh wine on you but now dey runnin' by chiropractor Dey fallin' down on de ground, people dyin' wit laughter De way yuh winin' woman ah want tuh get yuh autograph after De way how you maneuver like a certified tuner Gyal ah keep getting' ruder, wishin dat you was nuder I know I doh concern it, but I love how you turn it And I juss want tuh burn it dats what I say [Chorus] [bridge] Woman I love how it ah roll, de way yuh keep under control Is like yuh strike ah pot ah gold, dey got it cold, yuh have it cold De way yuh bumper roll, woman yuh have under control Is like yuh strike ah pot ah gold, hear dis na man All my ladies, all you babies, yuh ain't got no hiv, no aids, no rabies or scabies It ain't no if, no but, no maybes, but dis is de time ah want all de ladies jump Now x 3, jump, x 6 Faster x 3, jump x 8 Caw we jookin', an' we jookin' x 3, an' we [verse three] De way yuh turn dat, I don't concern dat But de crowd surround you like dey well want to learn dat Watch you wit' yuh clean back, yuh juss make me lean back Ah watch how yuh co*k back, now ah have tuh rock back Ah wonder what oil yuh usin' gyal what's de potion Cuz yuh movin' graceful like a dolphin in de ocean Ah wonder where yuh get dis winin' devotion Ah want tuh come an' wine up, dats what I say [Chorus] Snake oil gyal x 4