Buddy Wasisname And The Other Fellers - The Shed Song lyrics

Where I pick apart my chain saw and go to drink my beer A couple of dozen games of darts, three or four times a year Sort m'nuts and bolts, sharpen up a knife Escape from the youngsters, the TV and the wife In me shed, me shed, me lovely little shed Might as well get a chesterfield, a toilet and a bed It's the only place where I can go and tinker with my toys Or go and find solitude with a bunch of ugly guys When the smoke goes up the chimney, I signal to the boys They all invent excuses and they show up like the flies They stand around discussing the deeper things in life Like the beauty of piston or the marvels of a trike In me shed, me shed, me lovely little shed Might as well get a chesterfield, a toilet and a bed It's the only place where I can go and tinker with my toys Or go and find solitude with a bunch of ugly guys There are meaningful activities for men to all enjoy Like the sharpening of a buck saw, or tying up some flies To justify your shed time, keep quality in life, You build a coffee table just to satisfy the wife In me shed, me shed, me lovely little shed Might as well get a chesterfield, a toilet and a bed It's the only place where I can go and tinker with my toys Or go and find solitude with a bunch of ugly guys And I got to say she's beautiful, men will all agree With her arse to the woodpile, she faces out to sea An oil drum wood stove, a hole for the mouse And a thousand little treasures that got banished from the house In me shed, me shed, me lovely little shed Might as well get a chesterfield, a toilet and a bed It's the only place where I can go and tinker with my toys Or go and find solitude with a bunch of ugly guys If the wife ever threatens and forces me to choose Between my marriage or the shed, either way I'm going to lose Me tools and me buddies, or me wife and our bed I guess I'll have to leave it all, and move into me shed In me shed, me shed, me lovely little shed Might as well get a chesterfield, a toilet and a bed It's the only place where I can go and tinker with my toys Or go and find solitude with a bunch of ugly guys