Buddy Cannon - Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off lyrics

[Verse 1] She said, "I'm going out with my girlfriends Margaritas at the Holiday Inn" Oh, have mercy, my only thought Was tequila makes her clothes fall off [Verse 2] I told her put an extra layer on I know what happens when she drinks Patrón Her closet's missing half the things she bought Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off [Chorus] She'll start by kicking out of her shoes Lose an earring in her drink Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall Drop a contact down the sink [Verse 3] Them pantyhose ain't gonna last too long If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on She might come home in a tablecloth Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off Whoa [Verse 4] She can handle any champagne brunch A bridal shower with Bacardi punch Jello shooters full of Smirnoff But tequila makes her clothes fall off [Chorus] She'll start by kicking out of her shoes Lose an earring in her drink Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall Drop a contact down the sink [Outro] She don't mean nothing She's just having fun Tomorrow she'll say, "Oh, what have I done?" Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost Yeah, Tequila makes her clothes fall off Oh, Tequila makes her clothes fall off Oh, Tequila makes her clothes fall off