Buddy Brown - Anderson The Snowflake lyrics

Anderson the snowflake was a hard-line Democrat And he hates them boys in jacked up trucks with camo on their hats Anderson the snowflake couldn’t make the football team So he set up shop at Starbucks and he blogged about his dreams There must’ve been some soy milk in that coffee that he drank ‘Cause you’ve never seen a little turd so offended and afraid Oh, Anderson the snowflake made a great big protest sign Full of angry words with big bold font and he held it up real high The police came in told him he would have to go away When he wouldn’t leave they pumped him in the eyes with pepper spray Oh, Anderson the snowflake cried all the way back home ‘Cause this was the first time in his life somebody told him no He won’t support the president he won’t support our troops But no one cares ’cause Anderson is a full-blown man-bun douche Oh, Anderson the snowflake was a hard-line Democrat And he hates them boys in jacked up trucks with camo on their hats