[Intro] Yo, since I been in this game, yo Alot of funny sh** that happend with these hoes, man And this sh** I'm 'bout to tell you Myse Is a true story, Puff know the b**h, Uh, Yo [Mase] You know I don't wanna come across foul I'm only telling you about my lifestyle I had a girl named Kate I date in Georgia State Girl named Samantha I met in Clark, Atlanta I even knew these girls named Laura and Yvette Switched up giving me head in Georgia Tech Now flip the script, mess with girls that strip Give 'em tips just so I can feel I'm they "his" They like, Mase I like your eyes and I love your lips I'm like, that ain't enough to make you sit in the six She said Mase, lot of things I wanna teach you 'bout If I tell you my past, it'll freak you out Save your dough, you know I wanna treat you out f** s**ing your dick, I wanna eat you out I'm like whoa now, slow down You remind of these young chickens I knew from uptown Got a bu*t like this girl that worked in Motown So if we ain't gonna f** then where we go now I don't move too fast, you move too slow You wasn't saying this just a moment ago You was sitting at the bar just spending my dough You owe me something b**h, you gon' blow me or something She said this thing you need to know before we f** I ain't like all these other s*uts And if I told you I was a virgin you wouldn't believe me I know getting p**y for you is easy You hit every b**h from Antee to a Tuskeegee Plus you know I know your girlfriend KiKi And for a moment honey tried to freak me But being the man I am I'm still in pimp mode Could tell she was Harlem cause I seen her zip code And then she started showing me pictures of Flipmode So I'm with my man and you know we gon' discuss her All I could hear is him sayin', don't trust her You know her lil' cousin f** with Usher Plus her best friend got a baby from Busta So I layed back and peeped the ho' It's her word against his, I can't believe the ho' Yo, I only knew this girl from a weekend ago And I figure she a freak, Cease would know So I called up my n***a, I'm like Cease what up (what up) Is she a freak, n***a? Cease been f**ed, but Cease admitted Yo, that he ain't even hit it, now y'all I really don't get it And she tried to play Mike like he's some n***a in a Civic And s**ed Puff dick for some Budweiser tickets Yo, you believe this b**h, yo? She s**ed his dick for some Budweiser tick.. That b**h gonna give me my sh** B, word up (Section 622) I'm not even f**ing playing I bet you she give me my watch back though, I bet that (Row 40) And all my f**ing ice better be in it, too (Seat A, Seat B, enjoy the show) Matter of fact, I want my f**ing couch out that sh** B Word up, tell your sis get my f**ing couch B I ain't f**ing playing