Buckwheat Groats - Swag Like an Asian lyrics

[Intro: Penis Bailey & Lil Dinky] Yeah, it's the Buckwheat Groats y'all Groooaaats This song is for all the Asian people out there. Mongolians, Vietnamese, if you're an Asian person right now I'll need you to just Bounce, bounce, yeah And even if you're not Asian, even if you just have the pleasure of knowing an Asian person in your life, then I need you to just, just... Just throw your f**in' hands up! [Hook: Penis Bailey and Lil' Dinky] I'm swag like an Asian, basil bok-choy every day we be blazin' I'm swag like an Asian, spicy green curry every day we be blazin' I'm swag like an Asian, edamame peas every day we be blazin' Been to a hundred million nations but ain't nobody got swag like them Asians [Hook: Lil' Dinky] I'm swag like a motherf**ing Asian baby 8 pounds China White that's an Asian baby Poppy seeds got your boy f**ed up So many Asian b**hes with me that's the Joy Luck Club I'm eating good, got the Buddha belly Call my weed Chinatown cause it's super smelly Kush make you choke you can call it SARS Yeah we smoking L's but we call em R's I make the haters wanna harakiri Wooden sandals hopping out the fish sauce Ferrari Y'all see I perform like Lee Any one: Bruce, Ang, Chang-Rae, Brandon, one Take a brick and divide it I'm good at math Count a hundred thousand stacks yeah I'm good at math In the seaweed suit b**h I'm Sushi Made So icey: Kristi Yamaguccimane [Hook] [Verse 2: Penis Bailey] I'm steaming on some bok choy My hood is like Tiananmen Square: the block is hot boy You know my steez, I'm swag like a Japanese I'm stacking G's like the dude from the Black Eyed Peas (You know the one) Walk up to your girl I'm like “ni hao” I think she wants ze-dong, no Chairman Mao Doing jujitsu with your chick in bed Put some nuts on your girl that's my Kung Pao chickenhead Whip the work up in a clay pot Big bang no K-Pop s**a my AK pop Bandz a make a geisha buss' it like the Fung Wah We ain't stopping till we got that Connie Chung guap Play with my Wons I'ma turn your house to Khe Sanh I'm Genghis Khan with a wang chain on, HANH I'm with your Ho Chi Minh, we blazin' Pol Pot Put a red pepper next to my name I'm f**in hot [Hook]