[Intro] Oscar Buckshot Hayride I'mma pass by Ha-Ha-Hauntaholics Real Haunted (Haunted hayride) Mound (I'mma pass by) It's another Friday night, I'mma drink drive (Hauntaholics, drink-drive) Yeah [Chorus] Haunted hayride (Hayride) I'mma pass by (Pass by) It's another Friday night, I'mma drink-drive (Drink-drive) Flashing blue light at the wrong time (Wrong time) If they catch and pull me over that's a DUI (DUI) Haunted hayride (Hayride) I'mma pass by (Pass by) In the shadows under cover of the nighttime (Nighttime) fu*k a stop sign, speedin' through a stop sign (Stop sign) fu*k a red light, I'm breakin' every red light (Red light) [Verse] Nothin' good, never ever getting better (Nah) Too much in my system, someone call the poison center (Ah) Birds of the same feather flock together Haystacks tied down, never fear the weather (No) I'mma drive the wrong way down the highway (Highway) Haunted hayride creepin' up your driveway (Driveway) I'm retarded, told my doctor I want adderall (Adderall) Sick and tired of these motherfu*kin' dirty cops (Dirty cops) Spun out, I'm fu*ked up, I blacked out and pass out (Pass out) I choke on my vomit on my bedroom floor now (Floor now) I wake up, I crawl out, hayride what we burn out (Burn out) Sunrise, birds sing, I'm still awake (Ah) [Chorus] Haunted hayride (Hayride) I'mma pass by (Pass by) It's another Friday night, I'mma drink-drive (Drink-drive) Flashing blue light, at the wrong time (Wrong time) If they catch and pull me over that's a DUI (DUI) Haunted hayride (Hayride) I'mma pass by (Pass by) In the shadows under cover of the nighttime (Nighttime) fu*k a stop sign, speedin' through a stop sign (Stop sign) fu*k a red light, I'm breakin' every red light (Red light) [Outro] Haunted hayride, I'mma pass by In the shadows under cover of the nighttime fu*k a stop sign, I'm speedin' through a stop sign fu*k a red light, I'm breakin' every red light