Trouble and me we're old buddies you see I've stuck by him and he's a stickin' by me Well, goodbye honey, be thankful you're free And that you're not stuck with ol' trouble and me. Trouble and me we keep a bummin' around I'm picking 'em up and laying 'em down Well, officer we're only pa**ing through town Looking for somethin' that we'd never found. Trouble and me we're old buddies you see I've stuck by him and he's a stickin' by me Well, goodbye honey, be thankful you're free And that you're not stuck with ol' trouble and me. --- Instrumental --- Well, once I thought that trouble had found someone else I came close to findin' a place for myself About that time he came back with a frown And trouble and me had to find a new town. Trouble and me we're old buddies you see I've stuck by him and he's a stickin' by me Well, goodbye honey, be thankful you're free And that you're not stuck with ol' trouble and me...