Most people are curious Some wanna get dirt on The centaur im famous I walk around with not shirt on The easiest way would be for you to lie face down I'm a man But im built like a horse from the waist down People are afraid of me But act like they love me Feist your eyes upon my nudity I am beauty and the beast I have plenty to say but nobody listens Because my co*k is so big And the end of it glistens So im famous for it Freaky is what everyones name is For shorts larger than yours I'm a centaur for christ sakes I like to eat rice cakes And listen to cla**ical music Im told pa**ion is my specialty But really im old fashion And i'm quite well built As far as physiques go So people seem to think That I belong in a freak show They wanna have pictures taken Constantly a**uming That my s** drive is three times that of a normal human Asking silly questions Like im their personal mentor All they care about is my big dick Cause im the centaur The p**no industry wants to pay me lots of money To appear in books and movies Cause they think I look funny But i'm looking for true love Not groupies and freaks More than a huge co*k I have a complicated mind I'm not the favorite kind of companion For the average person Sometimes things start well but eventually worsen When s** becomes a problem Or else their unimpressed With the attention that you get Being a centaurs love intrest You dont care about my next life Just my ex wife And the intimate details of our s** life Most people are curisous Some wanna get dirt on The centaur im famous I walk around with not shirt on The easiet way would be For you to lie face down I'm a man But i'm built like a horse from the waist down So handsome Known to throw a tantrum Quick on the draw Got a job pullin' a rickshaw Rock star talkitive talented provocitive Awkward socially unusualy emotional Way out of proportion My heart is the warmest Unfortunatly for me My private part is enourmous More so than normal I'm also an authority And all sorts of important stuff Morally the centaur Historically horrible Adorable not exactly Im magically attractive Drasticly indowed Rocket powerd co*k unit None allowed talking about it Dont even look at me sideways or crookedly I'm crotchety in more ways than one I'm macho Watch out now im fury and furious Most people are curious Some people wanna get dirt on the centaur Most people are curious Some wanna get dirt on The centaur im famous I walk around with no shirt on The easiet way would be For you to lie face down Im a man But im built like a hourse from the waist down