She's dreamin' about a steak, it gets her teeth hot Within a minute or two, she's startin' to chew She's coughing up a clot Blood-soaked slices, ripe and raw Shredded pulp from jaw to jaw The aftertaste of fiber-paste is salty denouement Well, why don't we all dig in, and s** us up some innard? This here pig's been dead a long long time I been around awhile, been lunched and brunched and dinnered And nothing beats a sweaty slab of prime She's no vegetarian, she's nobody's fool She packs in pounds of greasy grounds You can smell it in her stool She's dreamin' about a steak, it gets her teeth hot, hot Within a minute or two, she's startin' to chew She's coughing up a clot Not dead yet, but gettin' close, so close Pretty soon she's comatose A victim of a poisoned protein overdose Well, why don't we all dig in, and s** us up some innard? This here pig's been dead a long, long, long, long, long, long time I been around awhile, been lunched and brunched and dinnered And nothing beats a, nothing beats a sweaty slab of prime She's no vegetarian, she's nobody's fool She packs in pounds of greasy grounds You can smell it in her stool