BS (A. Whiteman) - Gerbils, Funnels, Richard Gere (parody Of The Chipmunk Song - Christmas Don't Be Late) lyrics

KEY: BS - Normal Voice DR. T. (Alvin) - Standard High Pitch Edward Lewis (Simon) : Deeper High Pitch Billy Flynn (Theodore) : Raspy, little higher than normal BS: Alrighty, you have everything you need? Dr. T: I think so... Edward Lewis: I'm ready to go! BS: You in, Billy Flynn? Billy Flynn: Oh yeah! BS: You in, Edward Lewis? Edward Lewis: Oh Yeah! BS: Ready Dr. T? Dr. T??? DR. T!!! Dr. T: Let's do it! (all) Gerbils, funnels, Richard Gere... Is it true and do you care? Urban legends say no hoax It is nasty, it is sick Got a big one stick it in... (alone) Dr. T: Did it on the movie set... (all again) If he did it, is he gay? We'll all find out one day... BS: Alrighty homies... Very nice... Solid stuff Edward Lewis Edward Lewis: All business BS: Good job Billy Flynn Billy Flynn: Mmmmmm... BS: Dr. T you're bringing us down man... Pick it up... Dr. T? Dr. T?? DR. T??? Dr. T: Let's operate! (all) Got a big one stick it in... (alone) Dr. T: Yep! Right on the movie set! (all) If he did it, is he gay? We'll all find out one day... If he did it, is he gay? We'll all find out one day... BS: No one knows for sure guys... Edward Lewis: Oh it's gotta be true! Billy Flynn: Yep! Edward Lewis: GOTTA be true! BS: Come on, don't say that... Ya don't know... Dr. T: DUDE! No one makes something like that up! Edward Lewis: It's too sick to be lie! BS: Too funny to be true! Dr. T: DUDE! I'm telling you!!! BS: I'm not getting into this... All: It's true! It's true! (make up a ton of dialogue on fade...)