Bryant Oden - The duck song 2 lyrics

A duck walked up to a corner store and he said to the woman running the store HEY! Got any grapes? The woman said no it's a corner store I mean grapes aren't really what we're known for. We've got some grape drinks The duck said They kinda stink Then he waddled away Till the very next day When the duck walked up to the corner store and he said to the woman running the store HEY! Got any grapes? The woman said oh it's you again duck I already told you you're out of luck I've got some grape gum The duck said I'll take none Then he waddled away Waddle waddle Till the very next day When the duck walked up to the corner store and he said to the woman running the store HEY! Got any grapes? The woman said look I'm trying not to shout. But please either buy something or get out. We don't sell fruit The duck said I'm kinda cute Then he waddled away Till the very next day When the duck walked up to the corner store and he said to the woman running the store HEY! Got any grapes? The woman said that's it the next time you ask for grapes I'm gonna tape you to the wall with this duck tape. Do I make myself clear? The duck said yes dear Then he waddled away Till the very next day When the duck walked up to the corner store and he said to the woman running the store HEY! Got any grape chapstick? What? Got any grape chapstick? Actually we do. But you don't have any money do you? Do you think you could Do you think you could Do you think you could Put it on my bill? Then he waddled away Then he waddled away Then he waddled away