Make me a deal and make it straight All signed and sealed, I'll take it To Robert E. Lee I'll show it I hope and pray he don't blow it 'cause We've been around a long time Just try try try tryin' to make the big time Take me on a roller coaster Take me for an airplane ride Take me for a six day wonder But don't you, don't you throw my pride aside, besides What's real and make believe Baby Jane's in Acapulco We are flyin' down to Rio Throw me a line, I'm sinking fast Clutching at straws, can't make it Havana sound were trying A hard edge the hipster jiving Last picture shows down the drive-in You're so sheer, you're so chic Teenage rebel of the week Flavours of the mountain streamline Midnight blue casino floors Dance the cha-cha through 'til sunrise Opens up exclusive doors, oh wow Just like flamingos look the same So me and you, just we two Got to search for something new Far beyond the pale horizon Some place near the desert strand Where my Studebaker takes me That's where I'll make my stand, but wait Can't you see that Holzer mane? What's her name? Virginia Plain