Bryan "brysi" simon - Battlefield 3 rap lyrics

I'm a noob k**er, noob k**er Battlefield 3, roll the dice, pull the trigger Noob k**er, up all night playing Battlefield 3 This is the life of a noob k**er, noob k**er, noob k**er I'm a noob k**er, I got my recon cla** You will never see me coming, sniper rifle on my back Pull the trigger, pop shots, my enemies drop They send me voicemails "brysi please stop" Battlefield 3, the best you've ever seen The graphics in this game will have you feeling like a dream Like you're david after dentist saying is this real life You even feel the pain when I cut you with my knife I first played the beta I was crazy addicted Brought BF3 home, took the disk out and kissed it Wiped my kiss off, open the tray, put the disk in Feeling like a kid on the morning of Christmas Speaking of Christmas, I've got so many ribbons Need a sheet of paper even to list them Multik**s all day man my sk**s are ridiculous k**ing Call of Duty noobs like ants in my kitchen You take a little bit of Halo, a little COD Mix the two together, and what you get is BF3 You can either run and gun or camp out in the brush You can even hop into a tank and blow everything up! But as for me, I'd rather get high, take to the sky They do not stand a chance when I have em in my sights Doing barrel rolls, just call me star fox I hope you brought your parachute cause you're about to drop Take a minute, here's a snickers, stare at the d**h screen Give you time to think about if you wanna leave Go on and go, maybe you can change squads, join my team We never see the word LOSE, we're on a winning spree Got the laser on my sight, an incredible device Hey don't shine it in my face, you are going to hurt my eyes Stupid noobs, I bet you prefer the flashlight It's like a big bright sticker that says "HELLO I WANT TO DIE" I've never seen anything so beautiful Cutting edge graphics, spectacular visuals Colorfully fantastic, take my breath away, asthmatic The carnage drowned out by tranquility like static No wonder it's the game of the year 2011 Collecting awards like they were falling out of heaven Capturing the essence of war, helping us to remember The freedom we have so we'll appreciate better Thanks Dice, it's incredible, Frostbite Taking lighting and audio to brand new heights And for a theater mode, so we can look back and be like Check out this sick clip of these noobs, dual knifed And now I leave you with this, COD players Some of you might even be Battlefield haters If you ever get bored of MW3 Come on over, but be careful, cause you heard about me, I'm a