I've got a tapeworm plus empty 'frigerator Go to the pub, look at the menu My eyes doth see an item that my stomach wants to do Someone named me is hungry for a chicken food I want wings They are the only things I need wings The food of queens and kings I want wings Celery and carrots too I want wings Don't forget the dip Seasons are immaterial to this bountiful feast I like to eat them buffalo style with blue cheese Waitress you are stupid I'm just kidding could you have been sent by cupid I'm in love with you But first bring wings is what you do It is my favorite food? I believe that wings taste good I want to eat so many I could fly Then launch myself into the sun A sickening demise