Brown Brigade - Blues Warrior lyrics

I'm the blues warrior, A brown 6 string samurai from 1300AD. I travel the world baby, Playin a ruckus and slayin s**as. Now once upon a couple of days ago I was sitting on my porch Looking for my smoking torch When I detected in the air Something that made my nostrils scorch. Now I say I recognize those wack jack Broken sacroiliac, Frick frack diddley squat, Teeth like a train track, Rick James stringbean looking fools Sneaking up on my back steps they was. Only one thing to do. So I jump back draw my sword And say "Lord Have Mercy". Now after I whupped those riff rafscallions I proceeded in a left foot right foot manner Throught the realm of reggae But first I must say goodbye to my cat King Tubby, Goodbye King Tubby. Now in the realm I found my smoking torch, Of course i use it. But a burning in my stomach kept telling me, "Go see Oz you idiot." Boy if I would have know what the Australian would say. "What'd he say brotha?" Well he said, "Go seek master Ken, We must unite the realms mate." And thats why I ended up in this funky forest. Now a funk master like I've never seen before approaches me. So I jump back I draw my sword And I pray to God that I don't drop that sh**.