I had seen you when the hosted seated you In a station of mine still I'm taking my time Made sure the homie got seized made up my mind Through a napkin over my sleeve straightened my tie Mind if I humble you through the fold of your menu Couture all up against you, oh lord How could I convince you, I just met you And I'm instantly listening to your instrumental Poor me I poured water inside your gla** For a brief moment our eyes had kinda met I confess I felt that inside my chest Almost made quite a mess yet I digress I would guess you're meeting a date here I offer she order hors d'oeuvres while she wait here She brushed her bangs to clear off her face yeah Parted her lips and turned crab cakes to Shakespeare The way the lady bait a trap I'm afraid to ask My imagination act I run away with that Run away with me I swear I'm not a maniac I'll give you that pretty diamond ring and last name to match I ain't saying that, I practiced waiting in the back I know I better make it fast before her date get back Yeah I placed the order grabbed the plate relaxed Here let me fix my face and get my game in tact Fear I chased the clock cause I can't make it stop I played the waiter job made it to the table top Time to play your cards ace take your shot Before I could speak he showed up to devastate the plot A real server showed up my plan fell through Sir are you all together ma'am can I help you She looking puzzled I stand without words I'm sorry I don't really work here - awkward Let me explain I ain't much for waiting see So when I saw you take a seat I played maitre d' She replied angrily Mr I can't believe you'd stand your grown a** in this place and play games with me Crazy freak wait how did you get all that food I ordered it from the table around the corner and brought it to you Can't say I thought it through ma'm it's all sorta new But when I saw you I sorta knew I had to talk to you And nothing in my arsenal seemed possible So I called an audible served you I'm honored to I didn't mean to bother you I just wanted to watch a few Moments of your life much like a fly on wall would do Never mind me the light from your unusually bright shine blinded me So that was all I could see understand if you don't want to talk to me I'll just leave pardon me I'll just take this little broken heart and leave Wait that was a stupid thing to do but my date didn't show up and my tables set for two I pulled on my coat like aw look at you That's all I really wanted ma'am enjoy your afternoon I'm through