Brojob - Be My Valentine lyrics

You have the perfect heart-shaped ba**sack And I want you to smash it against my forehead I'll grip your bu*t cheeks and motorboat your a** And floss my teeth with your bootiehole hairs We'll have a romantic picnic We can make shadow puppets with our dicks I wanna use your co*k as a snorkel And swim in the sea of your a** Quit wasting my time I'll get on my knees and blow your f**ing mind Let's get married and run away So I s** your dick each and every day We're gonna blow dudes by the ma**es And make them stare directly into our a**es We are the penetration administration We live our lives for the thrill We are the penetration administration I'm addicted to dick and I'm not gonna quit it Wanna see a magic trick? I'll make your nutsack disappear Jam your balls into my eye sockets So I can see our future children It's no secret that I want to make you mine Whisper gently into my a** I'll rip your pants off at the drop of a dime And eat that a** like I did with your dad [Dickie Allen] I want to diddle that dick Rose pedals fall as your balls smack my chin I can take a dick Don't question it Strip me down This lace gown And go to town Spit in my a** on this Valentines Day I have a crush on every boy I want to lick their taint There is plenty of dick to go around Spreaded a** Open mouth