It's 12 o'clock Hit snooze one more time on the alarm clock I'll get up soon But not right now cause it is only noon I swear I'll get the chance to, clean my room today There's something in there scaring girls away I swear I'll get the chance to, go to the grocery store The only food left is one can of cream corn Get out of bed Head for the shower but turn the TV on instead And I should go But it's Boot Camp Week on the Mory Povich Show I swear I'll get the chance to, go out and mow the lawn Haven't seen the pink flamingos in so long I swear I'll get the chance to, change the oil in the truck It's months overdue now but it's My Day Off And I'm not motivated To do much of anything at all This is my day To finally get away From them all (the mall) I never got the chance to clean my room To change the oil or go get food And the gra** it never got cut So What My next day off I swear I Won't just waste away Like I did today