Brian “Big Ba**” Gardner - My 1st Single lyrics

[Eminem] Ohhhhhh! Yeah! So much for first single on this one [Verse 1] Shady's the label, Aftermath is the stable {*neighing*} That the horses come out of {erra} of course we're about to {stir} up Some sh** thick as Ms. bu*tersworth's {syrup} It's the Mr. Picked-on-Christopher-Reeves just for no reason Other than just to tease him, cause he was his biggest {*belch*} fan He used to be Superman Now we're pourin' liquor, on the curb in his, name for him "Eminem you wait 'til we meet up again, f**er I'm kickin' your a** for everything you've ever, said" It goes one for the money two for the f**in' show, ready, get set let's go Here comes the buckin' bronco Stompin' and stampedin' up the damn street like them buffalo soldiers I told ya I'm bout to blow, so look out below, Geronimo Motherf**ers is dominoes, I'm on a roll Around and around I go - when will I stop? I don't know Tryin to pick up where The Eminem Show left off But I know anything's possible, though I'm not gonna top what I sold I'm at the top of my game, that sh** is not gonna change Long as I got Dr. Dre on my team I'll get away with murder I'm like O.J., he's like my Cochran today We keep the Mark Fuhrman tapes, in a safe, locked them away {*slam*} Better watch what you say, just when you thought you were safe Them f**ers got you on tape, you swear to God you was playin' Whether or not you was little Joshua, gosh I wish I could've told ya To not do the same, cause one day it could cost you your name [Hook] And this was supposed to be my first single (Burp) But I just f**ed that off so f** it let's all have fun let's mingle (Burp) Slap a b**h and smack a ho This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle (Fart) That you hear on your radio But sh**'s about to hit the shingle (Fart) Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-no {erra} Oh, ah {erra} oh, ah {erra} Oh, ah {erra} oh oh ah ah Oh, ah {erra} oh, ah {erra} Oh, ah {erra} poo poo ca ca [Verse 2] Eri-Eri-Erick swallowed some generic sleeping pills And woke up in bed next to his best friend Derrick bare naked {chiga chigga Jigga jigga} Janean just turned 16 and used a fake ID To sneak in V.I.P. to see R. Kelly - he he he he he he To be so young and naive Oh what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and carefree Paris and Nicky's parents must be so tickled they cherish every picture With their kids with hickeys all over their necks Hickory dickory {Dirk Diggler} look at me {work} wizardry With these words - am I a jerk or just jerk chicken? Or {chiga chigga chig chig jer chig jer} jerkin' the chain 22 jerks in a jerk circle, or is it a circle jerk? Wait a minute, what am I sayin? Allow me to run it back And rewind it {blblblblblblblb well} let me ask you again Am I just jerkin your chain, am I berserk or insane? Or am I just one of them damn amateurs workin the damn camera Filmin' one of them Paris Hilton homemade p**nos Who keeps tiltin' the lens at an angle {chigga chigga} Just recently somebody just discovered Britney and Justin videotapes of them f**in When they were just Mouseketeers in the Mickey Mouse Club and dusted 'em And went straight to The Source with them Cause they could've sworn someone said Nuh - and then tried to erase and record over it But if you listen close enough to it you can hear the Uhh, uhh, and then they come-to Find out it, was-Justin sayin' "I'm go-nna cum!" [Hook] [Verse 3] Any opinions or somethin' you just wanna get off your chest And address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear it All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number It's 1-800-I'm-A-Dick-s**er, I love to s** a dick And if someone picks up you can talk all the sh** you want about me Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key And I'll be sure to get back as soon as there comes a day That I fall out with Dre, wake up gay, and make up with Ray (hey!) So f** a chicken, lick a chicken, s** a chicken, beat a chicken Eat a chicken like it's a big co*k, ba-ca-BA-KAWK! Or s** a dick, and lick a dick, and eat a dick, and stick a dick In your mouth, I'm done you can f** off, f**a-fu*k-OFF! [Hook] {*burps*}