Brian Alan Patterson and Matt Margucci - Love In The Time Of The Senior Discount lyrics

Love In The Time Of The Senior Discount By Pat Nason (c) 2012 Verse One I'm old, I'm out of shape and I smell bad But I'm yours My teeth are brown and yellow Kind of like the color of my drawers And I've spent up all my money I've been broke so long I'm used to being poor I'm old, I'm out of shape and I smell bad But I'm yours Chorus One Years and years ago we made a promise We would always be together Our love was young and true and we both knew That it was made to last forever Now I'm tired all the time And my hearing's shot And all my joints are sore I'm old, I'm out of shape and I smell bad but I'm yours Verse Two And you're getting up in years and you're cranky But you're mine Every night you fall apart And you're in bed and sound asleep by nine But baby I still love you And I still want you even after all this time You're getting up in years and you're cranky But you're mine Chorus Two And sometimes when you hold my hand And look into my eyes, it's just amazing I still see that pretty girl who stole my heart And gave me love and drove me crazy Now you're body's gone to hell It's just a lucky thing for us That love is blind You're getting up in years and you're cranky Tag And we still have lots of fun, and we get the job done When we get behind closed doors I'm old, I'm out of shape and I smell bad but I'm yours