Bret McKenzie - Too Many Dicks (On The Dance Floor) lyrics

Too many dicks on the dance floor Too many dicks on the dance floor, too many dicks! Too many dicks on the dance floor, too many dicks! Too many dicks on the dance floor, too many dicks! Going to the party Sippin' on Bacardi Wanna meet a hottie But there's Adam, Steve and Marty There's Billy, Todd and Tommy They're on leave from the army The only b**bs I'll see tonight will be made of origami Tell the fellas make it understood It ain't no good if there's too much wood Make sure you know before you go The dance floor bro-ho ratio 5 to 1, it's a "brodeo" Tell Steve and Mark its time to go Wait outside all night to find Twenty dudes in a conga line Too many dicks on the dance floor, easy to fix Too many dicks on the dance floor, spread out the dicks Too many dudes with too many dicks Too close to my sh**, too hard to meet chicks I need better odds, more broads less rods I came to do battle, skedaddle with the cattle prods Too many men, too many boys Too many misters not enough sisters Too much time on too many hands Not enough ladies, too many mans Too many dicks on the dance floor Too many dicks on the dance floor, too many dicks! Too many dicks on the dance floor, too many dicks! Too many dicks on the dance floor Too many dicks, too many dongs Too many schlongs, now sing this song Too many dicks on the-too many dicks on the- Dicks on the-dicks on the- Dicks-Dicks-Dance-Dicks- Di-di-di-di-dicks on the dance floor Too many dicks on the dance floor Too many dicks on the dance floor, too many dicks! Too many dicks on the dance floor, too many dicks! Too many dicks on the dance floor