Brentalfloss - Good Example (G-Rated) lyrics

Turn my snare up, valued friend and sound engineer, Turn my clavinet up. You know what, just turn it all up. I can't hear anything. Lemme tell you all about a guy you don't know, yo My straight up mate up in the state of O-hi-o, yo A real swell dude with a good attitude He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke and he's never ever rude He's a teacher, glad to meet-cha and he plays him some b-ball Degree in PE, he knows the way to be, y'all He's competitive, ahead of it, he'll never retreat But he always shakes hands after win or defeat He's a good example (He's a good example, amigo!) Teaches discipline and personal responsibility, yo! He's a good example (With a very humble ego) and a better set of etiquette than you or me, so... You don't wanna mess, his best will put you to the test His sk**s are mad he'll beat you bad at Mario Kart DS So if you wanna play a master, just give him a jingle He's stable, strong and able, and ladies: he's single He don't need bling, like diamonds or clocks He don't need to lift weights, he's good right outta the box From the chocolate locks to his fresh gym socks I'm his number one fan, this mamma-jamma rocks! He's a good example (He's a good example, sugar!) Teaches integral and critical decision making fool! He's a good example (Never flicked a single booger.) And he never did d** and he stayed in school! He likes Board games Routines The rat pack The A-team Rainbow Six Young MC And apparently me! He's a good example (He's a good example, madam) He's a credit to society and takes a moral stance, woah! He's a good example (Vaccinations? Yeah, he's had'em.) And if you're really lucky you might get to see him dance, yo Turn my snare back down. Now turn it up again. Never mind.