Brentalfloss - Corey (G-Rated) lyrics

Every day I open up my laptop and log on to Screwattack.com 'Cause there's a special someone I'm longing to gaze upon What a very special person who I can't wait to see At least she's very special to me... Corey, baby what's your story? You're the only girl on Screwattack Don't put up a front 'cause girl, I got yo back I'd do anything for you, I'd even buy a Power Glove To smash a question box and find the power-up of love! The things I feel for you are self-explanatory Oh-woh-oh-oh... Corey. Verse two! Corey, there is no category With which to describe the way you make life fun You're like Zelda, Samus, Peach, and Lara Croft in one I'd be honored and obliged if you'd trade consoles with me I would take great care of your mint condition SNES While you borrowed my limited edition Wii I come back like a magical boomerang Why don'cha you add me to your inventory? Oh-woh-oh-oh... Corey... yeah! I know I'm not so great at subtlety When it comes to writing odes And I'm always gonna have to struggle With the fact that you don't like Battletoads, No! And I know I'm not that smart, There's frankly no limit to what I can bungle, But I do know how to love, it's written all across my heart I'd even eat all your hair bugs if we lived in the jungle I wanna live in the jungle with yooooou! Corey, let's write our own love story, (in the jungle!) Let me send flowers to your workplace Even though I'm bald and kind of a jerkface Sonic and Tails only need one ring to stay footloose and fancy-free And incidentally I'm only gonna need one ring when I get down on one knee Let's get married and have kids, and maybe one day we'll all be on Maury Oh-woh-oh-oh... Oh-woh-oh-oh... Oh-oh-oh-oh... Corey... yeah!