Brentalfloss - Kirby With Lyrics lyrics

There he is He's the puffball we call Kirby And Dreamland's the place he defends Ain't he cute? (He's so cute!) But he gets a little burpy Because he devours all his friends He's got an eating problem If I saw Kirby coming, I'd probably say, "Quick!" sh** your pants if you can, also pee, please! Better stop, poop, and roll 'cause he won't eat you whole If you taste like a fresh batch of feces! Here he comes Get your fat a** out of town, he would love you to be in his hole Say your prayers Because once he wolfs you down, he becomes you by stealing your soul Then he'll go do your girlfriend He'll inhale and impale you with teeth no one sees He likes purple, so watch how you're dressed Kirby's antisemitic and hungry as hell He likes kids who eat Kosher the best Holy sh** Kirby's right outside the door So go hide in the closet and weep This is it He'll eat us and then want more, So prepare for a d**h dark and deep We're all dead thanks to Kirby Soon we'll be Kirby doo doo