Brentalfloss - This Coming Thursday lyrics

This coming Thursday Is Valentine's Day I was just wonderin' What you might say If I were to ask you to forget what we both know And maybe pretend that it's a—about a year ago I'm really not asking much, and how long could it take? All I'm saying is Why don't we f** for old times' sake? I could bring flowers I know you like that stuff I would bring chocolates But you're fat enough And you know what, I am too! That's kinda like the point So put your lips on me and not another lonely joint For one night only, we could have and eat our cake! Stop acting like you're such a goddamn prize, Come on let's f** for old times' sake! See, this is why we could never work out: You're a b**h, and I'm too nice Don't give me that same old sh** About how I want the goods but won't pay the price, I know you've got your pride, but put that sh** aside I'm laying my balls on the line for just one night with you Don't act like you have plans! Oh, you really do. First date with someone new? Oh I did not know that I guess that's different So now I'm a joke Guess they call it a break-up 'Cause something's broke I should hang up now Yeah, we're better off, you're right, Unless, of course, you don't have plans for later on tonight... Hey look, I dare you to tell me that I am not the best you've had Okay, I dare you to tell me that I'm not among the best you've had Okay, forget it, look, If I took a cab straight there will you still be awake? It's not about Valentine's day at all, It just gave me a better excuse to call, So save me from feeling stupid and small, You won't regret it much in the long, long haul! Why don't we f** for old time's sake? Hello?