Brentalfloss - Talk To Her! lyrics

You obviously like her Why don't you go talk to her? Go over there and say hi, start a conversation, get her number She's cute man, go for it You know I can't do that C'mon Paul, if you can't say hi how are you ever going to get a date? Give your right hand a rest for one night, go talk to her All you have to do is say 'Hello how are you' And suddenly You're talking Take the quickest route and say 'Hey y-you're pretty cute' And finally You're talking Face your fear Buy her a beer Or a gla** of wine Tear down your walls and grow some balls Just talk to her and you'll be fine If you never try it You'll never find out why It's the way it's supposed to be You're male you are a hunter You see a girl you want her Go after her Go talk to her Do it for me I'll tell you what We'll make a bet Twenty five bucks says you get her number Nothing to lose Free money to get And what if I lose? Then you'll get a girl's number. Duh. I don't need to make a big show or use some cheesy pick up line I never had to do that with Flo and look at us we turned out fine Yeah? And then she dumped you f** you Listen It's time that you forgot her Dive into warmer water Go after her Go Flo is in the past You were never meant to last And besides, her name is Flo Florence Oh, that better. Flo was just a fluke Not a normal girl And you can't a**ume it'll happen that way again You can't keep on comparing Each stranger you are staring at To a girl who acts like she's ten Just look at her She's beautiful Pretty as peaches and ripe for the picking Cuties like that are rarely alone So give it a shot The iron is hot Do you know why she's here alone? Probably cause he date is late One in a million she's here alone Then if her date's late then you be her date I'm not in the mood Look she hasn't ordered food That means she's waiting on a dude Here's your food ma'am f** Tonight she dines in solitude Solitude All alone go f**ing talk to her Can't you just accept that I can't talk to girls that I don't know I'm quite content to gaze from afar So please just drop it Let it go Get a f**ing clue man She's looking right at you man Nuh-uh Uh-huh Really? No don't look now! This conversation's through She is looking right at you Where are you going? I have to pee. Hi, are you here alone? Yes. Great, listen, my friend Paul thinks you're really cute. Really? Yeah, you noticed him too then? Yeah. Great. Match made in Heaven. But see, the problem is he's kinda shy. But he'd really like to get to know you. So, uh, when he comes out of the bathroom, why not come over and join our table? Oh I can't do that, I'm way too shy. You're perfect for him, what's your name? Melissa. Listen carefully Melissa All you have to do is say 'Hello how are you' And suddenly You're talking Your wish is his command He is putty in your hand So once he's back Start walking (I can't) Yes you can C'mon be a man Don't let this one go Get some nuts, oh! Guts -- I meant guts. Just promise me.. He's coming! I know! Hey, everything come out alright? Just fine You know, I've been looking at your chick. I think she may be a little out of your league. You probably shouldn't go talk to her. Reverse psychology? You're trying to dare me to go talk to her. Is it really that important to you that I embarra** myself in front of a beautiful woman. No it's important to me that you get over this stupid fear of rejection I don't have a fear of rejection Then talk to her, c'mon. Counterpoint: Face your fear Buy her a bear Or a gla** of wine Tear down your walls and grow some balls Just talk to her and you'll be fine Counterpoint: I'm not listening I'm not listening La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la I'm not listening La I'm not listening You know, if you want to be a p**y for the rest of your life then fine! Fine! Alex, what are you doing? Oh my goodness, he's choking! He's not choking, he's just trying to get attention. He's just.. My God somebody do something! I'm an EMT! Hi