Brentalfloss - The Chocobo Song With Lyrics lyrics

Drink to the proud and noble Chocobo The only friend I know Gets me where I need to go Let's have a pint to this majestic beast I'll ride 'er west and east Until I'm quite deceased Why get a horse when you can ride Big Bird? They're smart and they're and friendly and they only know one word (Kweh) Love and affection, boy-o that's the key They mean the world to me, and damn, their meat is tasty! Raise twenty gla**es to my feathered belle I think she likes her cell It's frankly hard to tell I treat her goodly even when she snores It's hard to do her chores With all the saddle sores She's like a butler but she gets no pay So please don't tell PETA or the ASPCA I keep her addicted to the Gysahl Greens That's why she cooks and cleans, my winged little crack fiend Whether they're black, white, yellow, big or small Let's drink to Chocobos, 'cause bloody hell, I love 'em all!