Brentalfloss - Super Mario Bros: The Musical lyrics

There's an evil force spreading far and wide 'Cross this kingdom of pipes and fungus We have seen the hell of each deadly turtle shell But a hero resides among us Not a towering man, not a daunting knight Still, a smart lionheart is he Who is this noble demigod? It's a-me It's a-me There's a tyrant king with a reptile heart And he's started a wave of crime now From his ship high above he abducted my love For, like, the fourteenth or fifteenth time now Who will stop this foe? Who will save the day? Win this war, yes, victoriously I'll give you just one guess, time's up It's a-me It's a-me I have hopped through his hordes, so much blood on my shoes With a murderous battle cry: "hoo-hoo!" I have burnt them alive with the fire from my hands Every last one, I vow, shall die! And I run underneath as the tyrant leaps And I turn just in time as he finally reaps his recompense: d**h by lava And I run down the hall, for I cannot wait I'm unstoppable now on a charge heading straight into the arms Of my lover Thank you, Mario, but our Princess is in another castle Oh There's an anguished man with a forlorn face For it's cold and the nights are lonely He looks all around, but his Princess can't be found It's his fault and it's his fault only He brought on this war with a co*ky grin Only now does he truly see He hoisted this upon himself Who is this Italian handyman elf? It's a-me