Brentalfloss - Ken's Theme With Lyrics lyrics

One, two, one, two, three, fight! Ken! Baby, that's my name! 'Cause I throw a Hadouken And then I shoryuken So put up your duken Or soon you'll be pukin'! (Come on!) I hate M. Bison's stupid hat I hate E. Honda 'cause he's fat I wish that Blanka would just take his shorts to the laundromat (Shoryuken!) Let's go destroy a stranger's car And fight Mike Tyson in a bar Yeah, Dhalsim thinks he's the best That's a bit of a stretch, har-har Every street fighter needs a hot stud Don't you see? Fighting games all need a s**y douchebag And that's me, yeah! Chun Li can do a spinning kick Why not upon my big joystick? Her buns are win, but I'm even more into that Vega chick (Hey, baby) Why doesn't Ryu text me back? How'd we get off on the wrong track? So, what if I show affection with kicks to the Juevo sack? They say that Guile's music goes with everything That's bullsh**! He s**s and so does his stupid tune Duh, sonic boom You f**in' dickface! When I throw hadoukens they say "You, Ken, are the man!" Damn, Skippy! Yeah, I'm the man who breaks your face bones! (Tatsumaki Senpukyaku!) With all these dudes I'm like, "pow zonk With all these chicks I'm like, "honk honk" I'd gladly let Cammy win just to see that badonkadonk Zangief should shave his back, it's true You say Fei Long and I'm like, who? Hey, keep an eye out for Sagat 'Cause he keeps one out for you Every street fighter needs a hot stud Don't you see? I said, don't you see? Fighting games all need a s**y douchebag And that's me, yeah! Be right back, I gotta go and wash my hair and make it pretty! It's so beautiful