Brentalfloss - Game Launch Rock! lyrics

Wow, there's so many new video game consoles coming out! I'm gonna save up my allowance and buy 'em all! You might wanna think twice about that, kiddo Back in the 90s when you bought a new system It was basically ready to go But those days are gone by, so buddy, don't be that guy You wanna be the first in line, but I say, "no, no, no, no, no!" They won't have near enough games, no matter how great they seem It takes at least a year or two before they're runnin' full steam Yes, it's a dirty little trick, so you gotta be staunch, kid Don't ever buy a console at launch I'm bein' serious Do not ever buy a console at launch! But the video game companies promise All these great games and features within the first year! Sure, just like presidential candidates They'll say anything to get your vote The way game companies just want you to buy their console! Didn't you want a new Wii U? More like P.U.! PS4? Oh, give me more! Xbox One? Xbox done! Ouya? Uhh, what? The OS'll be a mess, so you gotta be staunch, kid Don't ever buy a console at launch Now sing it with me Do not ever buy a console at launch! That's right! And even if they release a picture perfect device You know that 6-to-12 months later they'll be droppin' the price! Ain't that some crap? It's a trap, so you gotta be staunch, child Don't ever buy a console at launch (Or Apple product) But don't ever, never, never buy a modern gaming console at launch Don't try it, don't you buy that console at launch! Yeah!