Brentalfloss - The Truth About Toad lyrics

Have you met Toad? He's Princess Peach's PA Just between us, I think he's definitely gay You may not agree, but listen close and you'll see He's very likely to be a big gay (Big gay) He shops for shoes like Aretha Franklin at a big hat store He's a Judy idolizer, with facial moisturizer galore (Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay) He loves ballet And he owns the Golden Girls on DVD He went to seminary Link says he's a fairy for sure (And Link knows his fairies) On the other hand, he may just be metro Plenty of guys are goin' that way, today-ay And if he's gay, we still would like Would like Him anyway That's my friend Toad, So yeah, he's definitely gay It's not his fault, they cultivated him that way He swears that he's bi, we're pretty sure its a lie But either way a fungi, who says "hay!" You feeling a little h*mophobic there, Brent? Well, ever since Toad dumped me on my birthday, uh, yeah!