Brentalfloss - Super Mario Bros. 3 With Lyrics lyrics

Hey, what up, Floss? Hey, Matthew, what's goin' on? Listen, I had an idea: What if Super Mario Brothers 3 had lyrics? That is an awful, awful idea! Super Mari- Super Mari- Super Mario 3! Mario is back, but now with many more clothes to wear The Frog Suit, Hammer Brothers Suit And some kind of magic bear This game warped my tender brain, and now I know why The sun comes down from the sky If you touch turtles, you die And also raccoons can fly When "P" is high (my, my, my) The Koopa Kids were brand new You can live in the shoe And then everything grew Yeah, that sh** got me delirious I first saw the game In a film I won't name A movie on which I blame My expectations of the Power Glove It's so bad (he was serious) Grab your spare controller Let's play Mario 3 As long as I am player one, which means that you're player two Luigi Let's stay up all night and beat the whole game again-ah I have to wake up at eight To work a job that I hate It's harder staying up late When you're grown men Let's drink some beer and then pa** out! Word